Похоть и эротизм снеговиков
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DUBAI (Reuters) - A prominent Saudi Arabian cleric has whipped up controversy by issuing a religious ruling forbidding the building of snowmen, described them as anti-Islamic.
Asked on a religious website if it was permissible for fathers to build snowmen for their children after a snowstorm in the country's north, Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid replied: "It is not permitted to make a statue out of snow, even by way of play and fun."
Quoting from Muslim scholars, Sheikh Munajjid argued that to build a snowman was to create an image of a human being, an action considered sinful under the kingdom's strict interpretation of Sunni Islam.
Another posted a photo of a man in formal Arab garb holding the arm of a "snow bride" wearing a bra and lipstick. (ТАААК что то это мне напоминает) "The reason for the ban is fear of sedition," he wrote.
A third said the country was plagued by two types of people:
"A people looking for a fatwa (religious ruling) for everything in their lives, and a cleric who wants to interfere in everything in the lives of others through a fatwa," the user wrote.
Sheikh Munajjid had some supporters, however. "It (building snowmen) is imitating the infidels, it promotes lustiness and eroticism," one wrote.
Тут же и ответ на вопрос - где, сука, в Саудовской Аравии или Дубае брать снег сука для лепления снеговиков (оказывается, выпал на севере страны).
"May God preserve the scholars, for they enjoy sharp vision and recognize matters that even Satan does not think about."
[//завис в раздумьях, чисто теоретических как вы понимаете]
DUBAI (Reuters) - A prominent Saudi Arabian cleric has whipped up controversy by issuing a religious ruling forbidding the building of snowmen, described them as anti-Islamic.
Asked on a religious website if it was permissible for fathers to build snowmen for their children after a snowstorm in the country's north, Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid replied: "It is not permitted to make a statue out of snow, even by way of play and fun."
Quoting from Muslim scholars, Sheikh Munajjid argued that to build a snowman was to create an image of a human being, an action considered sinful under the kingdom's strict interpretation of Sunni Islam.
Another posted a photo of a man in formal Arab garb holding the arm of a "snow bride" wearing a bra and lipstick. (ТАААК что то это мне напоминает) "The reason for the ban is fear of sedition," he wrote.
A third said the country was plagued by two types of people:
"A people looking for a fatwa (religious ruling) for everything in their lives, and a cleric who wants to interfere in everything in the lives of others through a fatwa," the user wrote.
Sheikh Munajjid had some supporters, however. "It (building snowmen) is imitating the infidels, it promotes lustiness and eroticism," one wrote.
Тут же и ответ на вопрос - где, сука, в Саудовской Аравии или Дубае брать снег сука для лепления снеговиков (оказывается, выпал на севере страны).
"May God preserve the scholars, for they enjoy sharp vision and recognize matters that even Satan does not think about."
[//завис в раздумьях, чисто теоретических как вы понимаете]
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Je suis Spongebob
Date: 2015-01-13 09:29 pm (UTC)-Oh, for fuck sake.
-We got fuckin’ lost up there.
-Same here. We went up for a desk for one o’ the grandkids an’ we ended up buyin’ a fuckin’ hammock an’ three cocktail shakers. An’ never found the fuckin’ desks. Wha’ about youse?
-We were lookin’ for some Mohammed wallpaper.
-Wha’?
-Wallpaper with pictures of your man, Mohammed, on it.
-For fuck sake. Did yis find it?
-No – no, we didn’t. It was the wife’s idea. She was fuckin’ outraged tha’ the Charlie lads were shot just because o’ those cartoons an’ she said we should wallpaper one o’ the rooms with Mohammed. As a mark o’ solidarity, like.
-Come here, but. Does Ikea sell Mohammed wallpaper?
-No, but we just thought any sham with a beard would do us an’ we’d just say it was your man.
-Any joy?
-No – none. We thought abou’ paintin’ beards on One Direction but it would’ve have been a bit obvious.
-So, wha’ did yis do?
-We went for a different cartoon instead.
-Which?
-Spongebob.
-Hold on - you’re hangin’ fuckin’ Spongebob wallpaper in solidarity with Charlie Hebdo?
-We are, yeah. Je suis Spongebob.