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Вчера пришел нигерийский спам от имени американских военнослужащих в Ираке, ггг:

I hope my e-mail meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My name is Capt j Scott of the Engineering Unit of US Military here in Baghdad in Iraq; we have about $45.5 Million US dollars that we
want to move out of the country in three digital boxes . My partners and I
need a good partner out there, someone we can trust to receive the funds on our behalf. It is oil money and legal. (о да! :))
We have made arrangements with a Diplomatic Courier Service that will move the funds out of Iraq as a
Family Treasures, also we have made arrangement to transfer the said fund through Bank of
Baghdad depending on what you want, The most important thing is Can We Trust you Once the funds get to you, бла бла бла бла бла.

Я думаю на подходе уже нечто типа:

Дорогой друг, я потомок одного из членов нацистской элиты (я житель Новой Швабии/ инопланетянин с Сириуса/ наследный принц Голконды), мой дедушка оставил мне карту (мне вживили в мозг микрочип с миллиардом межпланетных космокредиток), и мы подняли со дна австрийского горного озера 500 ящиков с нацистскими сокровищами. Деньги будут отправлены на ваш счет пневмопочтой (междупланетным банковским переводом в нанодиапазоне/ мы передадим Кристалл с профессиональным глотальщиком контрабанды).  МОЖЕМ ЛИ МЫ ВАМ ДОВЕРЯТЬ, в конце - то концов? бла бла бла.

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Date: 2010-10-19 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basis211.livejournal.com
Да. Это вам не какая - то унылая дочка убиенного повстанцами министра Мугамбы (как сейчас помню, там речь шла о жалкой сумме в $1 миллион). Это Капитан Скотт, седые строгие мужчины, военные инженеры. Накачали в Ираке на четыре с половиной легальных нефтяных денег. И вывозят в цифровых ящичках))
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Date: 2010-10-19 03:15 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-01-26 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wisdom-lore.livejournal.com
суровые инженеры - суровые требования! вы им нужны, не подведите!

Х-)))) я сын лейтенанта Шмидта...

Date: 2011-01-27 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] basis211.livejournal.com
Что уж там лейтенанта. Сегодня от сына генерала пришло. Генерала с Берега Слоновой Кости: My name is Martins Guei the son of late General Robert Guei, Ex-Military head of State of Ivory Coast who was murdered along with the Interior Minister on the 19th of September 2002. I contacted you because of my need to deal with persons whom my family and l have had no previous personal relationships.

Since the murder of my father, I have been subjected to all sorts of harassment and intimidation with lots of negative reports emanating from the Government and the press about my family. The present Government has also ensured that our bank accounts are frozen and all assets seized.

As you can see in the news my country is almost in civil war, It is view of this that I seek your co-operation and assistance in the transfer of the sum of $15,5 Million (Fifteen million Five Hundred Thousand United State dollars being the very last of my family fund in my possession and control. My only hope now is this cash that my father carefully packaged and deposited as artefacts with a Security Company.

To show my preparedness and appreciation to carry-our this business with you,25% of the total sum will be your share and 10% commission of the proceeds realized from the investment of this fund will also be yours, 5% is to be set aside for any eventual cost that might arise as the transaction proceeds.

I need your full support and co-operation for the success of this transaction.

Date: 2011-01-27 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wisdom-lore.livejournal.com
чем-то значит вы их привлекаете, есть в вас доброта и человеколюбие...
мне понравилось "this cash my father carefully packaged" - так и представила папаню, заботливо складывавшего денежки Х-)))
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